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[Clock Crew : The Burning]

You son of a bitch

How could you leave me behind like this!? Without even a kiss goodbye..

Good movie to go out with though. Jerk.
Jerk.

Jurh

InsulinpumpClock responds:

Dearest BobbyClock,

As Time Goes By

You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.

And when two lovers woo
They still say, "I love you."
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by.

Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date.
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate.
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny.

It's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die.
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.

Oh yes, the world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.

[Stop Your Shitty Posting]

There was a deep message hidden in this movie

I don't know what it is exactly though because this movie isn't very clear and doesn't make its point very well known but it's still really good because I like flash movies and theerefore I like this movie so I will review it accordingly.

By the way I laugh everytime I see this because I can honestly see Biggs performing these exact actions and screaming those exact words. That man is so silly.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

thanks mang!

[The Clockcrew TV Collab 2]

Nothing is missing, complete perfection!

I may be bias, being a clock an' all, but this really is the greatest single thing I have seen on Newgrounds, and perhaps will ever see. It had me laughing all the way through and sad to see it all end, a really great achievement.

Special thanks to Tree for being such a patient, hard-working bastard to get this all together. Well done to all the guys who got their parts in and thanks as well for contributing to making this thing fan-fucking-tastic. Extra love for all those cameo's guys <3

Clockcrew will never die.

[Madness Constipation]

What can I say apart from..

z

GreyClock responds:

g

[What it's Like in Germany]

Thanks for the double chuckle

Both the movie, and the obvious effect it had on that faggot XxwhateverfaggotxX gave me a good laugh, good work again Bug! Hope to see more of the same from either you, or other fellows who feel the same way.

[Linerider the Movie]

You're not worth the time..

..but I have plenty of it to waste.

Awful, really. A sloppily tweened character (traced?) 'riding' along crude, unimaginative 'lines' to some lame, overused music. There's little to actually look at, less to be impressed by, and even less to enjoy. Anyone can tween a shape around the screen, and given that this is all this movie consists of, I can't begin to understand why this is on front page.

Oh wait, yes I can. It's about linerider, how typical Newgrounds.

I would say don't even bother with a second, but you won't listen because you're some thirteen year old douche who's been given some praise and undoubtedly think your God's gift to the interweb, so instead I'm going to say at least try to make it something worth watching, okay? You'll no doubt fail.

[Benny Clock: Chase Theme]

The law always wins!

Let this be a lesson to all of you. I, BobbyClock, always prevail in my duties to shit all over crime.

Justice, over and out.

PennywiseClock responds:

True Dat

[godvbobby flashbatl]

It is evident..

VICTORY IS MINE, GODCLOCK! MINE! YOU HEAR ME? BWAHAHAHAHA.

From henceforth, you must bow before me whenever I enter your presence, and whenever I leave it. Also, my demands for satisfaction must always be met. You are my new bitch GodClock. MINE!

BobbyClock shall forever win! I am supreme!

MinuteMaidPremium responds:

But you lost, and then i shat and came on you. I also got da combo breaker.

[BritClock Makes a Flash]

Amazing in everyway.

People have the wrong idea about killing beasts it seems. Level doesn't matter whatsoever, it's all about timing and luck plays a small role.

Boars/Ripperbeasts - Face towards them, and backstep with them chasing you. When they're in reach of your melee weapon, swing once (or twice if you can), and then backstep again, and repeat until they're dead.
Bloodflies/Scavengers - Rush into them, get the first hit and don't let up. Make sure you're using the fastest attack (right click for me).
Wolves - Use a bow. These guys are worse than boars as they can sometimes manage a hit when you're backstepping. A bow is the safe option, otherwise, backstep and hit them before they hit you. Luck plays a part in this.
Goblins - Use a bow. These things are cheap little **** who somehow have a longer **** reach than you do, even if you're using a spear sometimes. If you can, try and hit them between their attacks, and then don't stop with fast attacks.
Trolls - Bow bow bow. You can't get anywhere near them with melee, sword or spear. If you can, summon some aid, like a demon, and let him take the brunt of the damage while you backstab the troll. Be careful though, don't attack too rapidly or it'll turn around and thwomp ya. Otherwise, steer clear.
Snappers - These guys are easy. Do the same as with boars, but feel free to use a standard attack (left click) instead, chances are it'll hit them first and it'll kill them quicker.
Lurkers - Use a bow if you can, otherwise, use a long weapon like a scythe or a spear. Draw them towards you, then quickly attack them and don't let up. They might fall out of reach and get a hit in, if this happens, RUN. Take a potion if need be and try again.
Skeletons/Zombies - Easy peasy. It's like fighting humans, 'cept they're a little bit cheaper and more annoying. If you're lucky, you can get a hit in straight away, and if so, don't let up. Usually however, they're more likely to hit you first, and cause a bit of pain. Your best bet is to dodge around them until they perform the lunge attack, avoid it, and while they're pulling back go crazy!
Demons - Tough bastards. I suggest using the bow, but for melee, you need to get them against a wall. If you can't do that, you need an ally to take the damage. If you can't do that, then good luck, I haven't had the pleasure yet. Try to attack their back, they take time to turn around.
Dragons - Hard either way. I've only had the pleasure once, and I didn't win it because I lucked out. Get them against a wall, and don't let up a single attack. If you miss even one melee attack, you're going to get hurt and probably killed. I suggest melee simply because it's easier to keep them against a wall and hack away, than it is to dodge their attacks with a bow.

[Ultimate Naruto Fanflash2]

lol

dat was brillaint go naortu!!1 gooooo ffsfsfsf ur da kin of fingxzx

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