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[Clock Crew : The Burning]

You son of a bitch

How could you leave me behind like this!? Without even a kiss goodbye..

Good movie to go out with though. Jerk.
Jerk.

Jurh

InsulinpumpClock responds:

Dearest BobbyClock,

As Time Goes By

You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.

And when two lovers woo
They still say, "I love you."
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by.

Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date.
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate.
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny.

It's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die.
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.

Oh yes, the world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.

[Stop Your Shitty Posting]

There was a deep message hidden in this movie

I don't know what it is exactly though because this movie isn't very clear and doesn't make its point very well known but it's still really good because I like flash movies and theerefore I like this movie so I will review it accordingly.

By the way I laugh everytime I see this because I can honestly see Biggs performing these exact actions and screaming those exact words. That man is so silly.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

thanks mang!

[Madness Constipation]

What can I say apart from..

z

GreyClock responds:

g

[Benny Clock: Chase Theme]

The law always wins!

Let this be a lesson to all of you. I, BobbyClock, always prevail in my duties to shit all over crime.

Justice, over and out.

PennywiseClock responds:

True Dat

[godvbobby flashbatl]

It is evident..

VICTORY IS MINE, GODCLOCK! MINE! YOU HEAR ME? BWAHAHAHAHA.

From henceforth, you must bow before me whenever I enter your presence, and whenever I leave it. Also, my demands for satisfaction must always be met. You are my new bitch GodClock. MINE!

BobbyClock shall forever win! I am supreme!

MinuteMaidPremium responds:

But you lost, and then i shat and came on you. I also got da combo breaker.

[Fork'n'Bobby:Ep1]

Couldn't of done it without ya fork <3

You hunk of hot prodding metal sex.

ForkClock responds:

*blushes* *unzips pants* LoL. Thanks Bobby, Im so glad you talked me into this. It was really fun. Hopefully, we WILL be able to start like a weekly time trials thing (maybe bi weekly?).

P.S. TOLD YA about the portal ban ;-)

[The Puppy Vs. TreeClock]

What a bullshit score.

People don't appreciate good humour.

ForkClock responds:

You know how it is man...we try and try and yet some people just hate clocks for some reason. Ironically, some of the best known animations on NG are clock movies. Everyone has a different style/sense of humor. It is unfortunate that people just cant get past that. Movies deserve a fair score, and a score of 0 on graphics for this movie, just illustrates how ignorant/retarded some people can be. A score of 0 should indicate that NO drawings were there. Then again, thats democracy for ya. Thanks for the kind review.

I shall now take this moment/response to remind you that you need to finish your DnD movie. I feel that it will only benefit the credibility of the CC as a whole, and will receive an awesome score. So please...........HURRY THE FUCK UP BITCH.

[The Gonk at 2AM]

Oh holy fuck.

This movie made me cum so much, blood has replaced my sperm =(

ArseOnToast responds:

I think you're reviewgin the wrong thing, this isn't hentai quiz 3...

[The clock tower]

Totally awesome!

Great movie there buddy, made me laugh quite hard.

ReporterClock responds:

Gosh, thanks! :D

[John Dillinger Experience]

Awesome

It's about time someone was a mustard clock, don't you think?
Fifened.

AlbinoClock responds:

<3

He's not really a clock, though. He's a Dillinger.